Keshav Karanth

Gooner

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

It’s important not to read too much into preseason friendlies, but we’re possibly the greatest side to ever play the beautiful game.

[Let me solo her @TsuboiKlein]

Thank you @BandaiNamcoUS and @ELDENRING for giving me this gift and congratulating me for being #LetMeSoloHer . I can still remember my first experience with the soulsborne series and almost quitting because of Iudex Gundyr in Dark souls 3. I'm glad I persisted and (1/3)

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

UEFA have done the impossible and somehow lowered Arsenal’s display at Goodison to only be the second most embarrassing performance of the footballing season so far.

[Keshav Karanth @keshavmudkip]

And I thought it was just me.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Barcelona really are a tough watch, and that’s coming from somebody who watches Arsenal on a weekly basis.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Keshav Karanth @keshavmudkip]

Yo this beef is too real. xD

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wapodavenport Turns out Besos retired in order to pursue a full-time job filing lawsuits against SpaceX …

[Ethan Payne @Behzinga]

This transfer window has been absolutely insane, all for Ronaldo to get pocketed by Craig Dawson.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

City bottled the Kane deal. They then went on to bottle the Ronaldo deal. So if they could kindly bottle it at 12:30 tomorrow to complete the perfect hattrick that would be great.

[Keshav Karanth @keshavmudkip]

Normalize taking a break from supporting the football club you used to love since it's the root cause of making you hate the game you love. 🥲

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Stop the count.

[Keshav Karanth @keshavmudkip]

@jamesqquick @auth0 function descendingOrder(num) {
var stringNum = num.toString().split("")
var splitStr = stringNum.sort().reverse()
return (Number(splitStr.join("")))
}

[Paras Chopra @paraschopra]

Corporations aren’t good or evil.

They’re simply profit-seeking machines.

[kate @whoiskatrin]

something to think about

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

you've heard of unpaid internship but have you heard of reverse financed internships?

[Hemant Rajaura @hemantrajora_]

Big Breaking : Doctors to hold a Nationwide black day Protest on 1st June against Ramdev.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The world would be a better place if you ate fewer animals.

It would be an even better place if they ate more of you.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Market value

Dogecoin: $88 billion

Delta Airlines
Southwest Airlines $84 billion
United Airlines (combined)

(This makes sense because airplanes are earthbound while Doge is headed to the f**king moon)