christian

every dog has its day

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[geek bar miami mint @yourhotstonergf]

it is way too hot to be wearing a condom

[Teller Bank$ / 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 / Marion Wood$ @Teller_Banks357]

When I pull up to the function with 5 racially ambiguous strippers remember that I wanted a wife first

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Charlie Kirk will not be attending tonight's UFC match at the White House. His neck hurts.

[ǝᴉd ǝᴉʞuᴉd @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat niggas be counting just texting bitches as bodies

[BIG AYØ🪵🍃 @dfw_olat_ay]

A girl just called me a evil narcissistic manipulator, I needed that.
Thought I was losing my spark for a minute🥲

[nk @wh0tfiswh0]

i stay w a fun fact on me

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love when they’re doing road work and they let you drive on the wrong side for a few seconds

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[i am @hotter]

do your thing but do it away from me