@MayaRudolph If possible could you refrain from being so talented and funny for a few weeks. I just had major surgery and my stitches are still healing and it really hurts to laugh so much.
I miss you so much Craigslist, I wish you would come back. No one made blindfolding yourself and trying to get as many loads of anonymous cum pumped deep inside me from strangers easier than you.
@RawFuckerXXX I have been watching the vid of you and scubadad at the hotel with the 2 btms. Fuuuuuck to be one those cum filled holes fuckholes awaiting your cock ๐.
While Iโm definitely #teambottom for life, I canโt say that I never top. You have to be a pretty slutty cumdump to get my cock in you, and apparently itโs thick ๐.
@OneAngryRainbow As hard as it was and is to stay fervent with, I no longer (well I try as best one can) fuck guys who care so little about me. And surprise, the quality of the fucking is so much better. My resolution for the new year is to focus on #QualityOverQuanity
Adventures is butt sexโฆso this is why #adam4adam letโs you delete your trace when viewing a profile. I decided to save my breath, why waste valuable time arguing when it could be better used riding some good dick. And besides Iโm a slut not a fighter ๐คฃ.
@barelylegal@robynwolfff And? Thereโs a reason Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors, not everyone likes the same flavor, and thatโs ok. Some people never figure out which is their favorite, so why beat yourself up because you found yours.
@FloralAndy I think there is a reset button way up in there, or so Iโve been told. That could just be conjecture though, similar to how women are resolute in their claims the G spot ๐คฃ exists.