teenie

we can fucking go now. banned from papa johns since 2015.

[teenie @kessdubs]

Whoever is close to James Cameron, can you tell him he can stop with the Avatar movies now? I think we’re good. No more Avatar movies, actually.

[teenie @kessdubs]

Real corporate heads know teams is just for sending pictures of different kinds of lizards back and forth

[teenie @kessdubs]

Hey cool the eczema cuts on my hand spell IL

[teenie @kessdubs]

Tell me how far you got in infinite jest and I’ll tell you how big of a liar you are

[teenie @kessdubs]

@Whotfismick This show walked so greys anatomy could runnnnnnn

[teenie @kessdubs]

It’s been like 2.5 days but if I see one more caption with the words mindful or demure I’m gonna wozoxijwkwkemrkdkckekskdkcjejdn

[teenie @kessdubs]

@ericandre @ameliadimz God I love you

[teenie @kessdubs]

This is great news bc I ripped my pants on one of the seats the last time I was there 🤣

[Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre]

*Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You*

*New seats (with cupholders!)
*Improved auditorium lighting
*Refinished carpeting and flooring
*Refurbishment of our original proscenium arch
*Expanded ADA capabilities

https://t.co/G2XXKxMuAI

[clare @sadderlizards]

we’re all sleeping in today

[teenie @kessdubs]

THE CITY OF CHICAGO HATES WOMEN BC YOU CANT FIND A TAMPON IN THE LOOP ON A SUNDAY

[manny @mannyfidel]

the #NorthernLights from my apartment in Brooklyn, NY. awesome

[teenie @kessdubs]

Here I am once again, Google, simply asking you to tell me how to make a drop down menu in Excel

[teenie @kessdubs]

I’m a little confused why so many people have large suitcases with them in the ER waiting room. Also there’s a man trying to pass a flask around. Lots of security activity. All I’ve gotten so far are two Tylenol. Sunday night baby!

[gabe @allgarbled]

we should bring back kierkegaard jurassic park style and give him a twitter account

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i’m sorry it lost the grammy to fucking what

[teenie @kessdubs]

It’s 2024–yes, I will be using TikTok as a dating app ✌🏻

[teenie @kessdubs]

YES

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Matty Matheson and Ebon Moss-Bachrach share a kiss on stage after #TheBear wins the award for Outstanding Comedy Series at the #Emmys

[teenie @kessdubs]

I could watch Kieran Culkin accept awards every night (and almost have this past week).