Abner

one parsec at a time.

[Abner @kesselrunn]

@ThatKevinSmith The Inkwell! Their Dutch coffee was amazing. Cheers to you!

[Clark Gregg @clarkgregg]

And 197 reps chanting #HailHydra

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. For most of us, it was like watching our absolute best friend ever move to another continent! The hole in our hearts is still felt even now!

[Mark Feinsand @Feinsand]

Every time D.J. LeMahieu does something good, I think back to a text I received from a rival executive the day the Yankees signed him: "I hate that the Yankees are so smart. That's going to be one of the best signings of the winter."

LeMahieu's three-run double makes it 10-4.

[Abner @kesselrunn]

And the #conversation started like this, “instead of eating twinkies...”

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I am profoundly sad to hear that after 67 years, MAD Magazine is ceasing publication. I can’t begin to describe the impact it had on me as a young kid – it’s pretty much the reason I turned out weird. Goodbye to one of the all-time greatest American institutions. #ThanksMAD

[Steve Gilbert @SteveGilbertMLB]

John Ryan Murphy, who was the last catcher to catch Mariano Rivera, becomes CC Sabathia's 3,000th strikeout victim.

[Abner @kesselrunn]

There is such a thing as “good diner coffee!”

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Vegas will be nuts if the Golden Knights make it to the Stanley Cup Final. Amazing to think they were 500-1. Now imagine being in Leicester when they won the Premier League at 5000-1 odds. I was in a bar there the moment it happened

[NY Daily News Sports @NYDNSports]

Alex Trebek absolutely (and rightfully) roasted these Jeopardy contestants for knowing nothing about football

[Abner @kesselrunn]

@ThatKevinSmith Zack & Miri Make a Porno still makes me laugh after all these years. And it had a great soundtrack. #underrated

[Abner @kesselrunn]

$52 billion for Captain America to say 'mutant'.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

George W. Bush threw out the first pitch tonight. 16 years ago tomorrow, he threw the best first pitch in history with a bulletproof vest on

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

If you started with $100 & kept rolling it over for the Indians 22-game winning streak, you now have $2.7M, says @covers (H/T @thebklounge)

[Abner @kesselrunn]

Is it true @LongTrailBeer ? My favorite summer time beverage Mostly Cloudy is no longer available in stores? #reallycloudy

[Abner @kesselrunn]

On my daughters' school wall

[Abner @kesselrunn]

Sums up the day

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

The White House has issued a goodbye video to @potus w/messages from a variety of voices (some quite recognizable).
https://t.co/233uD99udl

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And we thought Game 7 of the World Series was dramatic.