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Our father, who art in heaven, Baja be thy Blast

[kessle @kessle_]

@UnderdogFantasy Valencia 34th minute

[AG Fifakill @Fifakill_]

Imagine this... Top 20 from the NA WSOW and top 20 from the EU WSOW fly out and play a LAN to decide who the best team in the world is...🤯🔥

[kessle @kessle_]

@Fifakill_ @AverageJoeWo @bbreadman juicer magooser!

[kessle @kessle_]

@WorldsBedford @Fifakill_ definitely this comment. follow this advice. doctors know best!!!!

[kessle @kessle_]

made a new friend on the internet today. he's 32, lives in seattle, made $160,000 last year , but I don't know his first name so I can still only call him FartWizard. Man i love the future

[kessle @kessle_]

Just watched a carpenter from my job site apply CPR to what looked like a dead homeless man for a few seconds before looking at his coworkers and sadly shrugging. What else are you supposed to do when this is the type of stuff you see every single day in #SanFrancisco?

[kessle @kessle_]

"Show a little more love, be a little bit less of a pussy, and I think the world will be a better place." https://t.co/JFxbYjftlV @Fifakill_

[kessle @kessle_]

My housemates ate my leftovers without asking and then did their own dishes. They left my dish in the sink. The one they ate my food off of.

[kessle @kessle_]

Whenever I'm feeling low, I go to a wedding and listen to the bridesmaid's speech. And just like that, I remember that at least I'm not Heather...

[kessle @kessle_]

@Flxnked You're the meta

[kessle @kessle_]

Just tried to order an IPA in Texas. Got laughed at.

[kessle @kessle_]

#Weddingshit

[kessle @kessle_]

@Flxnked @EminTB @DontSopo hell yea

[Luke @Flxnked]

GIVING AWAY 2 FREE COPIES OF VANGUARD!!!
- Just RT + Like and tag a friend to enter
Must be following @Flxnked & @EminTB to win
(If you already own the game you can choose to take $50)

[kessle @kessle_]

My housemate just removed all of the dirty dishes from the dishwasher and put them away.

[kessle @kessle_]

My housemate brought the recycling can up from the curb before the truck had actually come by to collect it, so now it's full for the entire week.

[kessle @kessle_]

Just watched my housemate push her expired groceries to the back of the fridge using her new groceries

[kessle @kessle_]

Are men's and women's shoes sized differently so that small-footed men are less likely to come across women with the same sized feet as them?

[kessle @kessle_]

The same people doubting Trey Lance had nothing but criticism when Farhan Zaidi came to SF. The more negative the media is, the more clear it becomes that everyone is scared of what he can do. #49ers

[kessle @kessle_]

The Giants are the best team in baseball, and kessle_ is back online.

https://t.co/VQUtcAfDn3

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM.