Keta Fiend

[Fractal Friend @fractal_friend]

Single men should start playing video games you can meet beautiful women on there.

I’m meeting my girl Lilith tomorrow. She’s diamond on league and a talented software engineer.

[em @emilyagain]

Love at first slur

[2 Cold Sclopio Peepio @ShizzlingDrits]

This is my last resort

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Already been done brother

[Vincent @dvb_eck]

Tried to fart quietly in bed to not wake my wife but ended up forcefully shitting the bed so now she’s awake cleaning it up while I’m playing Pokémon Go

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Hasan will be executed by firing squad on December 3rd

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“What is the charge? Texting Shrek’s peen? A succulent Ogre’s schlong?"

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Exactly what kind of fatigue

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

The look but don't touch dividers

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Then leave Japan. The Japanese are not required to accommodate you.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Went down to the stock market and everyone knew you

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Are you fucking kidding me?

@elonmusk this account needs to be reinstated immediately, all he did was expose visa abuse through the proper channels with extremely diligent investigations.

How many times are good accounts WHO DID NOTHING WRONG going to be banned on this website because of the indian visa fraud lobby?

[Heritage American @HeritageUSA__]

Texans arriving in Tennessee for the game this weekend

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

This Barbie tells Woody and Buzz that Andy’s room was promised to her 5000 years ago

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

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