Erin

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Name me a more chaotic environment than a blood lab immediately after opening on a day before a holiday.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Can we all just agree to make Party Mix / Munchies without pretzels from here on out?

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Is the Summer Solstice the official Hump Day of sunlight?

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Getting older is basically just catching yourself saying “As a taxpayer…” more and more, isn’t it?

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Who gets the wish if the wish bone in your rotisserie chicken is already broken? 🤔

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

When someone emails you and then you email them back but they have an Out Of Office message up, that's the "down low, too slow" of the adult world.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Not sure who needs to hear this but go buy yourself some new running/workout socks. You deserve this level of comfort.

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

@vegetariangoth So far my 30s have provided a lot of clarity as well as a pile of cringe moments while looking back at my 20s. Be kind to your past self - we all had no idea what we were doing. I assume this trend just continues in our 40s, 50s…until we die as the best version of ourselves.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

@meganshawCTV Where did you get that lovely long sleeve green dress that you were wearing on the 6 o’clock today?

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

As someone who spent their entire Friday afternoon on the back alleys of the internet trying to track down sellers of their favourite discontinued purse hoodie, I feel very seen & validated here:

[Sudi Green @Sudi_Green]

BRING THAT LITTLE SWEATER TO DINNER LADIES!!! IF YOU DONT NEED IT, TIE IT AROUND YOUR PURSE!!! BUT PLEASE GOD IM BEGGING YOU BRING THE LITTLE SWEATER!!!!

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

If the month of January has any indication of how the rest of 2022 will go, take me back to easy, breezy, beautiful 2020.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Summary of the @OttawaPolice Press conference;

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Soooooo basically if I’m white and loud and aggressive and run with racists I’m allowed to get a pass from the @OttawaPolice? Cool, I really should haven taken this into account when people were getting fined for sitting on park benches back in Spring 2020.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

So y’all have no problem “instigating confrontations” and arresting innocent people of colour, but when a bunch of white hillbillies are doing it right in front of your faces it’s best to just vibe I guess. 🤷‍♀️

[Katie Simpson @Katie___Simpson]

The latest Ottawa Police news release on the ongoing protest near Parliament Hill:

[Steve Winfrow @thesmokinmonkey]

What if the guys from Heavy Rescue 401 just showed up and did their thing...

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

Remember how Trudeau publicly scolded a bunch of kids for partying maskless on a plane but has yet to acknowledge those who have been terrorizing the citizens of his very own Centretown for the past 3 days? 🤔

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

The more that this “freedom” convoy develops, the more I’m unfortunately understanding how “leaders” like Hitler become “a thing”. Y’all aren’t “making history”, ya’ll are just making fools outta yourselves. Also, why do you all look identical? 🤔

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

I know I’m a grown up now because I now buy orange juice with intent to drink it straight up and not just as a mixer for vodka.

[Erin @ketchup_chip]

I wonder if all these people looking to pick a freedom fight in Ottawa realize that we are all just a bunch of Policy Analysts cocooned in our respective Kanata subdivisions fighting for our own lives in the margins of MS Word and Excel #ClippySOS