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Go J.D., that's my J.D.
Constantly procuring Major League Dad Jokes.
#girldad

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ WR Chris Henry Jr. is locked in with Ohio State and will sign with the Buckeyes, source told @rivals

The No. 1 WR in the 2026 Class remains solid on his 2+ year pledge

https://t.co/aHBsWpiSCc

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

@HBTFD1 Say it louder for the people in the back

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

@ejmaroun https://t.co/lKmCTPa2Kh

[President Donald J. Trump @POTUS]

AMERICA IS BACK. 🇺🇸

Every single day I will be fighting for you with every breath in my body. I will not rest until we have delivered the strong, safe and prosperous America that our children deserve and that you deserve. This will truly be the golden age of America.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Preemptive pardons are proof of guilt, right Dems? Right media? Right?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Biden just pardoned his entire family on the way out.

An unrepentant crook. Worst president of all time.

Justice is coming.

Watch.

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

Lol

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

George Munger Coach of the Year 𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 📌

[Brad Hamilton @BradHamiltonTV]

Can’t get in trouble with dad for reposting this, since he’ll never ever figure out social media. Love you and so proud to be your son.

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

@austen_who @clownworld Search incident to arrest.

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

I don't know if I'm allowed to say who made the tackle...

[Eastern Michigan Football @EMUFB]

Needed a stud at LB, and we Noah guy.

@KniggaNoah (Noah Knigga) just made it OFFICIAL! ✍️

#ETOUGH ⛓️ #25OVERDRIVE

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

I’M CRYING DAWG LMAOOO

Jameis Winston on his interceptions:

“I’M JUST PRAYING FOR THE LORD TO DELIVER ME FROM PICK SIXES.”

Nah man 😂😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Why dont you watch the NBA anymore?

THIS is why:

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

Josh Allen with the incomparable 7 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD without actually recording a catch. #SNFonNBC #bills49ers

[Critically Honest @JohnMatye]

Those of you old enough to remember John Cooper…this is a total photo copy in Ryan Day. Great recruiter, can’t win a big game.

5 years is enough, I don’t want a full decade.

#FireRyanDay

[Jordan @JWurminator]

Ryan Day and Chip Kelly looking at their roster and remembering they have 3 NFL receivers after barely throwing the ball the first half

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ryan Day

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Ryan Day

[ketchupbath @ketchupbath]

Jim Donovan didn’t allow the Steelers or Ravens to win in Cleveland this year. #Browns