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[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[mitski meatrider @b071211]

grown ass man bragging about eating ONE meal a day boy i used to have an eating disorder too you not special 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[ash @tripnf4ll]

i don’t workout for 2 days and suddenly i’m chopped and useless

[✮ rex ✮ @WOOSANCVNT]

back in 2021 one time i posted a picture of a brownie on main and oomf replied and was like: “can you tw food next time ?” so i deleted it and reposted with “tw // food” and then another oomf responded: “can you not tw food bc it actually frames food as negative” 😭😭😭

[miia @miiagarro]

i only date sweetiepies because wtf is "my btch" "fine shit" are you crazy

[a @aroba999]

If u love someone unconditionally in 2026 they take you to the back and shoot you

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[MoxieÇoDone @char_name365]

Could I walk to the end of my street and back in 20 minutes? For a million dollars? I'd hope so

[Kam @PatsKam]

“My ex was crazy”

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

Do you fw women who cook dinner at 9pm

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

i wish someone would ask me this

[kjay @sexmoneyflaws]

btch i said i like u so delete ur instagram

[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[su @hotchicnaqua]

“abs or biceps?” yearning eyes.

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I can’t do shit with a nigga who go out more than me nigga is u a bottle girl

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Literally my type