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yeah (she/her)

my bitch wife @lysdal_

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might switch career paths and become a

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my fursona is an anthro street tile

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the sequel

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this u? @lysdal_

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woahg,,,

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in tonights episode of top gear, Hammond gets uppies...James May folds over and dies...and i penetrate Richard Hammond's behind

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wait fuck wrong input field

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cumswapping but its shit

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i just accidentally meowed at my coworker oh my god

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@freshstat1csnow @miaaowing i dont give a FUCK about your assigned gender at birth i wanna know if u have hot wheels or know too much about the history of television

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never shitting on ket again i almost died

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watching all the top gear specials in chronological order and taking a drink every time they say something that would get them cancelled,,,,call an ambulance it advance

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tuna in water??? yeah...thats where it lives...

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what if instead of back to the future it was back to the freakture and they had hot gay sex

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teehee :3

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also also i finally finished house so probably no more houseposting for the foreseeable future

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i also just spent 2 minuites ranting about how sad it is they didnt properly recreate the Sokol suit for the ending of kleo...they got so close with the body but then they just have plastic zippers and lanyard clips and like??? the whole helmet is completely wrong? :(

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for those who are curious its *probably* a Hungarian pattern slapped onto the front barrel assembly of a model 1891/31

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just spent a solid 20 minutes trying to find a goofy version of a sawed off mosin nagant with my gf we are so autistic

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went to a bar with my gf and they were playing the FUCKING HOUSE THEME IM LOSING my MIND

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she can bite me,,,,