AK

Stop suffering. Start living.

[AK @kettercorn]

RT @kettercorn: It's ok Penn State, at least you cured polio....oh wait, that was us too #H2P #pittisbetterthanpennstate

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Doug is a proud CPA

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@Ketterlex #yikes

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@Drewby_doo_ drooling

[AK @kettercorn]

@almatt7 if you're still craving froyo tomorrow, I'm all yours ❤️

[AK @kettercorn]

@almatt7 WHY do I have a have a hair appt?! I always say yes to froyo

[AK @kettercorn]

A coworker just signed an email "Happy Friday Eve". A little ambitious

[katie @ktaylor913]

Are Sansa and Baelish the Frank and Claire Underwood of the seven kingdoms ?

[AK @kettercorn]

My local car wash had free car washes for people named Katie today. When do Allegra's get their turn?

[AK @kettercorn]

How nice of my company to put my projected 2057 retirement year on the Intraweb for me to see every day

[AK @kettercorn]

I packed my own jar of peanut butter for the beach just in case there isn't any in the house

[AK @kettercorn]

It's fitting that on Mother's Day I put wax paper in the oven only to learn you def don't wanna do that. Like mother like daughter #cantcook

[AK @kettercorn]

The snapchat I just received of @RyMcGo with a middle part will definitely give me nightmares

[AK @kettercorn]

#whitegirltweet

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I cannot wait for sunshine, bikinis, and wine by the water

[AK @kettercorn]

NO Facebook. You are very wrong.

[AK @kettercorn]

"Do you mind if I snap a 'you-ie'? It's what I call selfies of other people" #parksandrecreation

[AK @kettercorn]

Congrats to all of my Pitt business school friends graduating today. You're all awesome and I wish I could be there with you!

[AK @kettercorn]

Yes, my mom is my best friend on snapchat. But I swear I have friends..

[Pitt Basketball @Pitt_MBB]

Pitt’s 2014-15 & 2015-16 @ACCMBB opponents announced. Next season feat. home games vs UNC, Syracuse & Louisville.