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@JakeWally jackson jobe looked nasty before he needed TJ. somehow al avila nailed this draft

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@Chinchillazllla quick timeout

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@RafaelaEnjoyer love that rafaela is the only purple link here. true commitment to the bit

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@NASPpodcast looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

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@JakeWally It only took one senator to kill caesar but instead they all jumped in and helped. I think if the sox do something similar with craig breslow it could be a great bonding experience and help turn the season around.

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@LiamFennessy_ no i get it. incredible sexual chemistry with the heres your sign guy

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@LiamFennessy_ i think this is what pulp wrote common people about

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@rockmeannadeus eric adams is so jealous rn

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@2007warpedtour cant blame you one bit

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@jmproductionsyt theyre playing an al central team who cares

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@CespedesBBQ jack mintz, do better

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@greggtmasterson after years of being hit by pitches, ty france is out for revenge

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@jmproductionsyt JD Vance hearing a trans woman say “Tim Couch” and involuntarily beating himself over the head with a hammer

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@intellegint nothing better than a 30y/o journeyman having a breakout season

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@PodOnLansdowne this clip is way worse than the pregnant cartoon characters

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@alexnpress have you tried having 83.3k fewer followers?

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Happy Juneteenth to all who celebrate the symbolic end of racialized chattel slavery in the United States, which is one of the greatest stains on the history of the country. Please imagine this tweet with an AI-generated image of Ulysses S. Grant pointing to a scoreboard.

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@CespedesBBQ Jake Mintz has more extra-base hits and RBI in 2025 than Connor Wong

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@dead_baseball he’s already locked up to a team-friendly extension too, thats an insane take