I’m in the ER and the guy in the room next to me keeps trying to have a conversation that consists of “Sharon can you hear me? I can hear you” and she keeps saying she can’t hear him. This goes on for quite a while. Then they try again and again....
“We’re doing a bunch of fortnight dances with youth pastors” - of course we are. That’s exactly the sentence I would expect to hear at national youth conference.
@TheRealOJ32 Getting Fantasy Football advice from OJ Simpson on Twitter. Life can be real weird sometimes. (But I guess this means I should keep Mahomes)
The name of the software my hospital uses is called“Epic Hyperspace”. Hospital software wouldn’t have been my first guess with a name like that. Seems like they really oversold it on that one.