girlbosston accent

luxury LA real estate agent | former professional surfer

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#jeopardy there is not a vineyard on #marthasvineyard what was this clue???? “and there are vineyards! on martha’s vineyard!” THERE ARE NOT!

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@WongIsRight @michaelarato yeah something a little squiggly would be good

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I would like to propose some new punctuation: quotation marks that indicate the quote is paraphrased.

[sam speedy @samsaspeedy]

I’m hosting a new open mic with friends @ Bushwick Public House on Mondays at 7:30 PM ❤️‍🔥 last week’s topics included: realizing you’re not a genius, intergenerational cruise trauma, coming out to your dad at Pine Box Rock Shop + more!!

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

[eileen @eileencartter]

i got weekday brunch with finn wolfhard for my first global GQ HYPE cover story and we talked about work and emotions and how winona ryder is a bad texter (an amazing trait)…

finn rocks! https://t.co/jgm0Jxtpsm @GQMagazine

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should i get a xbox

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the mondo burger of flies is in my room rn just zipping around, really upsetting me, it’s confused by the mirror, it has the power of flight and no brain

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every day is bring your phone charger to work day

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ever notice when you eat sugar you tend to break out? that’s because the sugar is so close to your face when you put it in your mouth

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sometimes (today’s lunch in particular) i look down at what i am eating and think about how unhappy the chicken must have been for it to taste this way

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you know what movie i never saw? that movie about the triplets

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how much money is Portia making a year do you think? what’s her salary?

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fuck marry kill:
😗😛👹

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i know people say this, but the statue of david is hot

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in my villain era (eating crunchy cheetos every day now)

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[eileen @eileencartter]

i chatted with costume designer bina daigeler about how all the fellas want to dress like lydia tár! https://t.co/BBd0HmjaEg

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part 2- i get the same uber driver on the way back

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dallas day 3 - my uber driver asks me if spirit halloween is a restaurant