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[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Sources tell me the Phillies reached out to the 76ers medical staff for advice on how to treat Aidan Miller.

The 76ers medical staff suggestion of "hitting him in the lower back with a big rock" was ultimately not taken.

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

Franklin the Dog, who has summoned a half-dozen mascots and thousands of people here to celebrate his fake birthday, did not make any half-court shots today despite taking several more than usual. It was a disastrous performance when the lights were brightest.

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@TheDunkCentral @ChrisBHaynes @SebastianMarino the promised one returns

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

if the updated HipHop backstory doesn’t include him returning to his old job after losing everything to a crypto rugpull they’re not staying true to the character

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@SpikeEskin still cooking Drummond after all these years

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@CBKylePagan

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

guy at a CVS pharmacy trying to convince me the Sixers need to draft a guy from Temple over Cooper Flagg

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@GioThePodcaster Tremendous interview, Gio!!

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

The first few years of the t-shirt gun, they were really bad at judging the power they needed to get the shirts into the stands. One or two would hit press row every game, knocking over coffees and drinks. Had to always be on high alert. But that never happens anymore.

Anyway, I just thought I would highlight all the positives from today's game as the Sixers trail the Bulls 69-48 with 3:15 left in the half.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@PanasonicDX4500 i guess that explains the red smear that was partially covering the foul line during italian heritage night. at the time i thought it was just pasta sauce!

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Sixers can’t even get their arena plans past the second round.

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@PompeyOnSixers @PhillyInquirer Keith you have major issues brother

[ElusiveTrunch12 @kevcarbs]

@RTRSPodcast turned this on 14 mins in.. first words spoken: “WE CANNOT SURVIVE THIS.” -@Michael_Levin

[Did The Sixers Win? @DidTheSixersWin]

No.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

sixers fans viet cong
🤝
“dang, didn’t know mccain
had this much dog in him.”