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[LIGHT OF THE WORLD✨ @ama__burland]

New Episode out
https://t.co/rUY4K0NDjm

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

People Dey take risk o 😂

[Dennis Nii Yebuah @niidennis]

@niini_h @ECGghOfficial The gentleman's name is Michael Oduro from Korle Bu @ECGghOfficial.
He's demanding money for a problem they caused whilst installing a new meter

[Mr Hammond @niini_h]

Chale @ECGghOfficial why are your employees demanding payment to rectify a fault on a new meter they themselves caused?

[Del @TheCartelDel]

I am DYING of laughter. How can Michael Jackson be so famous that every celebrity has the exact same response to his call???? 😂😂😭😭

[SIKAOFFICIAL🦍 @SIKAOFFICIAL1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gary Al-Smith @garyalsmith]

The settings plenty for town o, bossu. Relax for yourself koraa. You no dey do badly laidat.

Yes, the motion be slow: but slow motion is still motion. If your plan be solid, stick to am. Your break no be far off. ✊🏾

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Brazilian beer Brahma have just dropped their World Cup advert featuring Ronaldo and it's NEXT LEVEL advertising. 🇧🇷👏🍻

Easily one of the best we'll see.

[32 FunFoolers @AreYouGod32]

They asked a nurse on national television, “How did we get here?” wait for her answer😂

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next

to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[Ava Carter @CarterAva89405]

Slickest Sleight of hand😱😱 This is so insane man 😱😱

[The Net Daily @TheNetDaily]

Getting RKO'd by a monkey is a wild story to tell the grandkids

[FAIL FUNNY @FailFunFail]

Day 3 Fail

[Dr. Sharyf @drsharyf]

This is deep

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA

Straight out of a movie 😳

[Vellum✪ @Utdvellum]

The Moments Players Become Goalkeepers 😂

A football clip showing a player using their hand to stop a ball right on the goal line to prevent a goal.

A desperate moment that turns into instant drama with a likely red card and penalty

Is it an automatic red card when you block a certified goal by hand as a non goalkeeper?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Another angle, werey no believe him eyes after blow wan kp@! am, e Dey see blur😩💔😂

[Namzy @namzyvibez]

In the choreography of Smooth Criminal (1988), Michael Jackson introduced the famous "Anti-Gravity Lean" (the 45-degree lean).

To achieve it live, he used special shoes with a slot that hooked onto bolts in the floor.

So the shoes made it possible, but skill made it look effortless because it’s requires; strong core muscles, precise timing, balance and training

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Carter Efe defeats Portable to emerge as the new Celebrity Boxing Champion in Lagos, Nigeria.

He is set to receive N50 million ($36,000) from Businessman, E Money for winning the match.

Portable won all his 3 previous fights before this match.

[OVP📍 @Ov_Philip]

Another reason why men are always happier then women 👏🏻😂😤🔥