Kevin Gonzales

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[Kevin Gonzales @kevg13]

Everyone is sleepin on the Astros. 3-4 years we'll be back on everyone's radar

[Riley Winn @allRidoisWinn]

When you put your drunk buddy in an uber home.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Good to see some rappers still keeping it real

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

when i walk by a big bag of concrete mix at home depot

[grace @agneswickfields]

ulf from hotd is depicting the realistic and gripping true story about how not being able to crack open a cold one with your boys can turn you to darkness

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

When you down 500 on your bet and she complaining about her co worker from work

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Shooting 35 over par and then hopping behind the wheel after a few drinks

Had to double check this wasn’t someone I knew personally

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark! Don’t miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three guests on Friday 7/31 thanks to @TexasLottery! RT for a chance to win!

Must be 18+, official rules linked at https://t.co/UHLuFoLJ6n

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

I’m about to drill this move for the next 2 hours. I’ll post my results

[b @wwxwashere]

i know morning sickness when i see it, zendaya got that man pregnant

[𝘔𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 🥷🏿 @Pighty]

Had a dream where rosa parks sat on my face and refused to get up 💀

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[Kevin Gonzales @kevg13]

@BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays Get the emergency pod going now!

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Listen asshole, the tickle monster killed my whole family

[Comrade Izzy ☭🦍🟥⬛️🟩 @ComradeIzzy]

Americans training for when their McDonald's order is wrong.