Kevin Harper

Love many, Trust few, paddle your own canoe.

Husband,Father, HGV Driver, Author,Painter.
Dreamer.

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This could be the UK's number 1 best seller come Christmas.
To the 17.4 million...Enjoy #Brexit

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Ahem!

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@TuckerCarlson Carlson, this proves yet again how low you will bend over, so the Conservative Butt-Plug can get further crammed up your tight hole without Lube.

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@JamesCleverly How's the Mrs?

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@AthonTony Are they professional dancers on the West end stage?

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#Strictly
Everyone can switch off now. All the amateurs have done their dances.

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@NiecyOKeeffe Until Eamon Ryan changes his buzz phrase from "cycles rule" to "flood defences" the government will be awol on preventative measures.

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@naftalibennett Can't say yous kept out of the West Bank though. Enforcing Israeli settlements.

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@Eyeswideopen69 Didn't watch it with genocide Hancock in it and definitely won't watch it with the traitor of the UK on it.

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#Strictly
36 for the trained dancer......

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#IREvNZL
Ok, so what bastard put the mockers on us and said we'd win?

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@ActingTheGom Boyzone's first Late Late appearance

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@jkmanc1974 @Ryanair Repeatedly hitting the resend button on the email whilst on the crapper.
Easily done!

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@Lynn06783085 @PippaCrerar @horton_official Pst...
There's no schedule flights from London to Manchester that only take 30 minutes.

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@RyderCupEurope @McIlroyRory Did he keep his promise not to go bat shit fahuloch on the stag week he flew in from?
Not that it matters, he's gonna bang those balls straight down the fairway as usual.
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@Becca080164 DAPPLE

Drug
Addled
Piss
Poor
Lying
Egotist.

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@NewstalkFM
N20 closed between newtwopothouse and charleville.
All traffic diverted through Donerail.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Melania doesn't any more!

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@Simonde_groot @havingagiraf @LizWebsterSBF @BettinaSRoss1 I said commission STAFF. You know the ones that actually do the donkey work.

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@havingagiraf @LizWebsterSBF @BettinaSRoss1 Rishi Sunak 137 votes, Liz Truss 113 votes. By MP's.
You think that democratic?

Candidates were put up by Party MP's and ultimately voted in by Party MP's.

All Van de Leyen's policies have to be voted on by the commission.
So you still think the EU is a dictatorship?

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@therightarticle Just highlight that.
2nd Quarter.
THATS £2,000,000,000.00 IN JUST 3 MONTHS.