Kevan Hobbs

I have a band called Lame • Coffee professional • 29 • He/They

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Granny is not a fan of the band lol

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

Me to my partner in public

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She���s beautiful

[cal @burnsieeee]

thinking about making stickers that say “kiss your local barista” and just putting them up around town just because

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Fighting for my life against the lesbian aunt allegations

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@TheLowConTLB Sick

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Bartender at the cool cocktail bar asked to do a shot with me does this mean I’m cool

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No better start to the day than a cute barista giving you a free coffee

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Finally got prescribed adderall I’m about to be unstoppable

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Why is the container store sick as hell

[cal @burnsieeee]

in my circle it’s Your Deep Rest

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I love sappy shit

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@burnsieeee Gotta exorcise the demons somehow

[cal @burnsieeee]

the number of times per week I want to tweet the most unhinged and attention seeking shit, then inevitably send it to draft purgatory, is cause for alarm lol

anyway if anyone knows a good therapist send em my way 😂

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I want to go roller skating

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@femmegarbage I can’t bc you’re private :/

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This is not derogatory, just an observation

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There is a distinctly “midwestern” face and I can’t describe what that is but I know it when I see it.

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@femmegarbage I want to retweet this so bad

[ℂ𝕙𝕚 ☆ @cjoffiah]

life got so serious i stopped doing my british accent