Manhattan Barbie

space witch .:he/him:.

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

In the least snobbiest way possible I can’t believe so many people didn’t know about Emmy Rossum’s perfect Imogen-Enya song but NOW is the time for everyone to open their hearts to the gloriously ornate tragedy, romance, and faggotry that is Schumacher’s Phantom of the Opera.

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

Please move bitch.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Welcome to Mamdani’s New York City

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

I feel like I've simultaneously watched an entire Tennessee Williams play and also woken up roofied

[jordan @wickskiller]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

We just want telephone part 2

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Beyoncé is rumored to release a new collaboration with Lady Gaga: a remix of "Get Me Bodied," for the 20th anniversary of "B'Day”

It has been registered with ASCAP.

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

this is legitimately one of the best things to ever come out of the internet and u will watch it in full every time

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

Ya sure cigarettes and all, but have you ever had a cold crisp can of Diet Coke on your lunch break?

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

I married my first boyfriend before graduating college and he ended up being a con man

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

What happened to you that changed the entire trajectory of your life??

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

Sunburnt but still turnt 😜

[The Original G @thefrutiestfuck]

Summer is here.
Your top 2-4 speedo pics?

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

To be online and gay enough for this crossover to hit so perfectly 🤌💋

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

NYC artsy alt girls with their finance bro boyfriends

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

creative baddie + corporate man is the ultimate combo.

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

This album is a 10/10 NOOOO SKIPS

[Alyssa Vingan @alyssavingan]

Unfortunately I will be adopting "bymyselfmaxxing" into my personal lexicon immediately:

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

You and your cousin performing for the adults the dance your choreographed at the kids table before the fireworks start https://t.co/2tJzpEF35C

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

the best of both worlds

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

The favorite way to unwind: a cigarette and a ~BIG~ scoop of cottage cheese with half a tomato. She could have been an icon if she weren’t problematic 😮‍💨

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

How is this a real person? Just been dropping viral bangers for decades

[Manhattan Barbie @kevi_barbie]

FACTS

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

who is in charge of this scream shirt drop? first it was 100 giveaways every hour for 7 hours and not its every 2 hours? just release a link for us to preorder the shirt atp.

don’t see a single soul who successfully got one and the website still says only 3/700 were claimed.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Every family has a super academic kid with debilitating ambition that turns out gay

[cj- @cjnieI]

I'd be in shit like this