Kevin Kaiser

Lucky Husband, Fortunate Father, Sports Nut, AI Enthusiast, and a big fan of kind people - my tweets are my opinion...nothing more...

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@united is an absolute joke. after almost 9hrs of delays, we take off…then we circle twice…then we get diverted…now we are sitting/waiting because the airport has one gate open but doesn’t have someone with the right qualifications to push us off the gate…

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@Instagram @Meta my sons IG account was hacked and both my email + phone were changed. He never got a confirmation email, and now he's locked out completely. Recovery tools don’t work. Please help us recover @drew_kaiser08 🙏 #HackedAccount #InstagramSupport

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@ambertraz05 @lukebryan @Tracylawrenc0 @baileyzimmerman @US99Chicago Boo loser? For making a post that many people agree with while noting his efforts and the fact I wasn’t mad at him? Don’t be weird.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@lukebryan should refund all tickets to the Wrigley show. Valiant effort, but you didn’t have it and you knew it. People didn’t pay to see @Tracylawrenc0 and @baileyzimmerman cover songs. Do the right thing, I know it sucks. No love lost. @US99Chicago

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@TheTimMcGraw my wife & I are seeing you in Chicago tomorrow for her birthday. Any chance you could throw a happy birthday her way at the show? She’s an amazing teacher, mother of 5, & HUGE Tim fan! Her name is Kristi…but I know it’s a long short! Looking forward to the show!

[Prep Baseball Scouting @pbtscouting]

Colin Mcmurray (Vernon Hills, 2027; @PBRIllinois) impressed today for Lake County Lightning, striking out five over three innings of work.

FB sat mid-70s, T78 mph. Mixed in a SL to miss bats.

#PBRatTheRock

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@michael_cordes Coach @michael_cordes dropping some mid-game knowledge on the boys!

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

5hrs and 6mins on hold…flight cancelled, no options available to rebook, refund issued. Not going to make it down for my mom’s 70th and dad being cancer free celebration. Not a great end to the year. @SouthwestAir thanks for trying. Catherine in Customer Service is awesome, btw.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Hey @SouthwestAir, I know you’re slammed with this storm and holiday travel, but three hours on hold seems like a lot. What’s your current estimated wait time to talk to an agent?

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

On the first day after Christmas, my airline gave to me…5 HOURS ON HOLD!!! Thanks @SouthwestAir

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Serious question, @SouthwestAir: how long do I wait on hold before you think of me as a stalker?

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@united are you behind this cancellation? Is it because I cheated on you with @SouthwestAir? I knew it! It felt wrong at the time but at the same time, exhilarating. Either way, maybe the three of us can grab a latte, nibble on a scone, and talk this out like adults.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@SouthwestAir, did I say something wrong? Date one of your ex-gfs and not know it? Kick your dog? Take the last @dunkindonuts? Talk to me. I’m sure it’s not you, it’s me, but we’ll never know if we don’t talk this out. @nbcchicago /@ABC7Chicago thoughts on my proposal?

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Hey @SouthwestAir, not sure if you have the series “Our Universe”, narrated by Morgan Freeman, in your entertainment package, but it’s solid. I found it while waiting on hold for over four hours. Also, on my second cup of coffee, expect material to improve. #silverlining

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Some good news, I’ve found my slippers. However, still haven’t talked to a human @SouthwestAir. @nbcchicago or @ABC7Chicago, the first one to find my family a flight will win a viewer for life! I’m super loyal and am willing to ask @comcast to even remove the loser from my guide.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Hey @TODAYshow, heard you talking about flights being cancelled in Chicago. I can confirm this report to be accurate. Also, @SouthwestAir seems to be asleep at the wheel, can you help find my family a flight? You think @TheRock would lend his jet?

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Hey @SouthwestAir, it’s me again. Thinking out loud here, can you imagine how much this phone call would have cost me in the 70s? Also, can’t seem to find my slippers. If a flight opens up or you know where my slippers are, hit me up.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

@SouthwestAir, we’ve now passed four hours. I’ve had some coffee, mood isn’t substantially better. Would really like to hitch a ride on your steel bird, if you can manage. Let me know. I’ll keep drinking coffee until we connect…

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

And I’ll add…@SouthwestAir, my wife tried dialing as well…got disconnected twice and busy signals twice. Not going great over here. However, I just had my first sip of coffee…hoping my mood improves.

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Also, @SouthwestAir…you and I have different definitions of “as soon as possible”…

[Kevin Kaiser @kevikai]

Best part @SouthwestAir is that you direct us to the app or website to make changes but nothing is offered. Then when I call and try to speak with someone I sit on hold for over three hours. Which causes my original flight time to lapse and now I can’t make changes in the app.