Kevin Imrie

He/him. Musician, writer, cruciverbalist, person who looks up "likes crosswords" cuz there must be a word for it and he wants to include it in his Twitter bio

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

All the urinals in my dreams are like 6 inches too high what’s up with that

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@LarkRothko It’s all right. My faith has very much been shaped by grappling with these doubts.

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@LarkRothko I’ve struggle with this too after my own dad’s passing. It killed me that I had no good answer.

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

Being in your 40s is kinda like a tv show getting renewed for an 11th season and the writers are like oh crap

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@a_picazo “The thing you just read that you clearly think is bad. It’s bad, right?”
“Why, yes it is.”

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@a_h_reaume Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day you had me on a call with a doctor.

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

the owners of what?

[The Associated Press @AP]

The owners of a New Zealand volcano that erupted in 2019, killing 22 people, appeal their conviction https://t.co/Z2bUHQZTVt

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

I’m at my most productive when I should be doing something else

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

every child you see with mangled legs being hopelessly carried, every person you see lit on fire, all the dust covered faces, they were a whole universe. to themselves and everybody they knew. lives as complex, joyful and difficult as yours. it kills me. i’ll never get numb to it

[Danez @Danez_Smif]

Y’all gonna know about @canisialu!!!!!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder of the verb to 'spuddle' (17th century): to work feebly or ineffectively, or to spend a lot of time getting absolutely nowhere.

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@TereseMarieM He’s no baby novelist *yet*

[Rob Taylor @roblucastaylor]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you ate the plums that were in the icebox
- the ones I was probably saving for breakfast
- serious, asshole, where the fuck are they?

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@PaulVermeersch I’m gonna centre-justify them even harder!

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

I wonder if Albert Camus’ family ever introduced themselves like Hey, we’re the Cami

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@franklinleonard Just reading about a 10,000m race is making me tired.

[Omar El Akkad @omarelakkad]

One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@blgtylr To this day I lack the courage to annotate in pen. I don’t know how many times I’ve underlined a passage, erased the line, and underlined again because it was crooked in a way that made me anxious

[Kevin Imrie @kevimrie]

@JenSookfongLee Spent a solid moment thinking this said “mansplained the word building”

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Well shit

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

According to a scientific study, artists do not produce better work when they are sad.

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