@fesshole If i’m sat near to you out in town,
(High risk that I’ll look like a clown).
I’ll lean over and slip
in a plea for a chip
You’ll say “yes” and I’ll gobble it down.
@fesshole Had the chance of fondling four tits.
But had a bad bout of the shits.
Asked for a new chance,
for some triple romance,
but the rebuff has left me in bits.