I feel bad for anyone who didn’t have the opportunity to scroll on this timeline last night following the highway robbery. All time scroll for me personally, I’ve never felt more united as a society.
I found 175 college football field storms since 2019. No team had a sadder storm field than Michigan (-27.5) last night and Michigan holds two of the three saddest field storms.
(Will continue to chart more field storms in prior years. This is my new quest)
Jalen Hurts is one of the most under-appreciated winners in the NFL and one of the most disrespected Super Bowl MVPs ever. The Jalen Hurts hit pieces are getting out of hand and ridiculous.
Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”
Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season:
This is the most important distinction, Terry was PSU long before Franklin was even in the picture. You talk about finding our culture again, Terry is your fuckin guy.
Rick Pitino after St. John’s 103-96 loss to Alabama at Madison Square Garden:
“That was the worst f***ing defensive performance I've ever witnessed in New York City…And we just let a Communist take over City Hall earlier this week.”
Pitchers to strike out Shohei Ohtani 3 times in a game this season:
- Cristopher Sanchez (tonight)
- Cristopher Sanchez (April 6)
- Nick Lodolo
- David Peterson
That's it. Sanchez has done it as many times as every other pitcher in MLB combined.