Kevin Williams

My adjectives are neat/swell

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

It’s officially Dad Bod Fall! Grab your sweaters boys, we’re going to @Lowes

[AORUS @AorusOfficial]

Frankie LaPenna crushed the @Overkill_PCs Gaming PC Build and you're going to win this!!

🎁Enter the giveaway👉https://t.co/4R1PKmESkW

#PoweredByAORUS #AORUS

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

@lilsasquatch66 I believe him

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

There’s NOTHING more annoying than than the post oil change check where you have to honk your horn

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

@TexasPete Arizona Cardinals!

[Lawrence Sonntag @SirLarr]

Finally got his ass

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

If @tictac @TicTacUSA doesn’t make UFO themed packaging this year I’m going to vomit. 🛸

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Every time I’m even near a body of water, I catch a bass

[Ollie @whalefern]

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

fuck NFTs you want scarcity? pay me $1000 and i'll illustrate something in photoshop then let the program crash without saving

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

Florida is just going through it right now

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Possible military explosive device washes ashore on Florida beach. https://t.co/neqsDrIjNE

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

Being fully vaccinated is pretty cool besides the fact that I glow at night now.

[BringNDaRuckus @chris4aces]

@pattonoswalt Tucker would have remembered a woman wearing an Anime t-shirt at dinner.

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

Alright, one task completed. Time for a 23 hour break and see what tomorrow holds.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Carlito. He misread today’s forecast. Going to wait just a little longer to see if the sun comes out. 14/10

[Kevin Williams @kevin_literally]

@ABC “Street value” just means retail value

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

White Guy: [shoots and kills 8 people]

Media: Alleged Shooter Was a 'Coldplay Fan,' 'Lover of Fine Wines'

[Lyft @lyft]

@davenewworld_2 Although this incident did not involve the Lyft platform, the unacceptable treatment of the driver in this video compelled us to permanently remove the rider from the Lyft community. Driving in a pandemic is not easy. Please wear a mask, respect one another, and be a good person.