Kevin King

welcome to my webpage | he/him

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

I often wonder who came up with the idea of inhaling things that are not air

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@dustinjswatson Get some Gatorade cans

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

I don’t poke my head in here much these days but I have a record of single take acoustic songs I plan to put out in October if anyone cares to listen. It’s called “quiet songs” and it probably sucks but whatever. It will be for free on bandcamp and unfortunately streaming.

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

The funny thing about me is…I simply hate playing in front of people. Sometime in the next year I’ll do it again.

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

@kylekuzma Profound thought Kyle

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@eggybenedict Do the cats snore wicked loud or something?

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@eggybenedict WRONG

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I hope everyone had a great St Patrick’s Day

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@dustinjswatson Maura must’ve saved you like 300 dollars by now then bro.

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

@RTTPresents That’s my sneaky favorite part of it. The lady getting left hanging is obviously epic, but the podcast thing is so so good.

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

I haven’t been able to stop watching this. It is absolutely amazing.

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Mavs fan calls Kevin Durant a “bit*h” and KD has words with them.

(via @JonahJavad)

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@eggybenedict I love you ❤️

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@tru_freak_ Bro shut up, if they had any stones at all they would have stolen it from Blockbuster in Porter Sq in 2008.

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@dillydill26 I’m borrowing Derrick and the Whites from you.

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@TheDunkCentral Riveting stats

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Our daughter is coming soon and she got more Christmas presents than all of you pieces of shit.

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@pilemusic Leaning on a wheel

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@eggybenedict Legs or hot dogs? 🤔

[Kevin King @kevin_patrick_]

@saaasdfghjkl This is really true.