Kevin

KCCO

[Kevin @kevinaltmann]

Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

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#miscarriageszn

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@PancakePeterson Just let me know when you do, but make sure blame it on alcohol to fit the cop out excuse trend. Unfortunately at this point you won’t be in the running for who the father was but hey maybe next time around

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Learn something new everyday.

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Hope this kid doesn’t have a brother 😂😂

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@CHLOCONUTS Nice ass

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What do you call a girl that bangs their ex’s younger brother AND her ex’s twin brother within 2 years lmk

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@no_SHANAnigans @Sar_marr @PancakePeterson Yeah I need all the help I can get I’m in jail right now. Service sucks in here lmao fucking morons

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@Sar_marr @PancakePeterson @no_SHANAnigans Don’t know why you’re still going off, you’re just showing proof of your family contacting me first which is exactly what an officer told your sister and everyone else not to do but keep going off it just helps me more🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Sar_marr @PancakePeterson @no_SHANAnigans They totally do, you’re so right again that’s why I’m tweeting from my jail cell right now because they have all of that. They also have on record that an evesham officer told your sister to stay away from my family and hers do the same so I’m not sure why you’re here🤔🤔

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@Sar_marr @PancakePeterson @no_SHANAnigans Na you got it wrong man, she fucked her ex eric canns TWIN brother then my younger in two years. She’s just got a thing for family affairs. Also we lost our virginities to each other way back when 😂😂 just makes herself more repulsive and used

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@PancakePeterson A flying squirrel with how many trees there are

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Limp bizkit and Hollywood Undead kinda day

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🚮🚮🚮

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picking up my first dog in over 6 years on tuesday and i could not be any happier

[LA Kings @LAKings]

🔥 @adriankempe

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good news is i’m up to five hours of sleep every two days