Ok - I won't see anything funnier today
The man who lived rent free due to the Bamfords, had free takeaway delivery during Covid , had a 'free wedding reception' etc..........
Have you noticed that every year the papers fret over the top GCSE and A-level results. This enables them to not notice that one purpose of the system every year is to fail a given percentage of students who've done 5 or 7 years schooling. What?! What is the point of that?
As part of the Endurance22 Expedition and following the discovery of Shackleton’s ship – the Endurance, we are running two free online #primary workshops on 23 May and 22 June to introduce our Shackleton resources to you 😊 Book today: https://t.co/SLWzDJy73S
Priti Patel says she would offer a security briefing to the opposition but she is "very sceptical of how they treat and respect security advice."
A reminder that Patel was previously sacked from government after holding unauthorised meetings with a foreign government.
"The old concepts of fighting big tank battles on European land mass are over," said Boris Johnson last November, as he mocked the idea of armed conflict returning to Europe.
The long overdue #BSLBill has passed!
Well done to @rosie4westlancs and all of the Deaf and disabled campaigners who have fought to get to this stage.
The legal recognition of British Sign Language is a huge win for the Deaf community.
#BSLActNow
Indeed, do you remember the time @pritipatel that you had to resign as Minister after getting caught having unauthorised meetings with members of the Israeli Government?
At lunchtime Number 10 said a whistleblower’s claim the PM and his wife were involved in the evacuation of Nowzad staff was “untrue”.
Just been passed a letter from the PM’s PPS Trudy Harrison to Pen Farthing to confirm Nowzad staff could travel to the airport to be evacuated.
Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent