big day for us at late night, today was ska joke day! but we forgot to pack the audience with ska fans beforehand and seth rightly laid into us for falling down on our jobs. hopefully ska joke day goes better next year https://t.co/fnr93waAva
To the dad who recorded his baby son every day and turned it into a video montage of him singing “Thunderstruck,” by AC/DC, you are my absolute new hero...
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10 months ago, I was 2 minutes late for a meeting and tripped while running upstairs, splattering ice coffee all over the staircase wall. I finally cleaned it up. #PandemicLife
While our eyes are on Mars, another mission is preparing to explore the possibility of life 340 million miles deeper into the solar system: on Europa, an icy moon of Jupiter. Behind that journey: Providence. Reviewing @dwbwriter's new book in @MotifMagRI: https://t.co/VizHXVzZyM
When @PodSaveAmerica referred to the ICE union tonight, I immediately thought it pertained to @DisneyFrozen because I'm in month 12 of not leaving the house with 3 and 5 year old daughters. How can they make a living wage selling ice if Elsa can make it on demand?!
I literally just paid my children to go to bed. Daphne got me up from a nickel for her piggy bank to $2 and Lily got me to $5. Goes without saying, neither are in bed.
We should just take a moment at some point tonight and reflect on just how fucking stupid it is that we know who is going to get the most votes, but we don't know who will be President