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[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@NormSNLJokes This was my all time favorite norm joke. Didn’t realize it was his last episode.

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@flynnslick The Art of the Steal, 2009. (NOT the Kurt Russel 2013 movie of the same name.) I’ll never forget when I first showed it to my wife a few years ago, and she was angry about it for days. Even if you care nothing about art, it’s an amazing look at how the world really works.

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@phr999 @sameer_thepoet @TerribleMaps Fascinating. How is it, that the sea level has risen so much, but the shoreline hasn’t moved at all? Even if that could be explained away, why should we care if the sea level rises, when there is no accompanying shoreline change?

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@redheadranting There’s 2 sides to the Democratic Party: the social progressive side (lgbtq/abortion/climate), and the common working man side (union/trade/immigration). She only tried to appeal to the first one. Her crowd of elitist liberals is embarrassed to be seen with the second group.

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@goddek I remember the early 80s when all the science told us that south Florida population *can’t* grow any more, because Lake Okeechobee is the only fresh water source, and it was already being depleted faster than could be sustained. Our population has more than doubled since then.

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@Nickcz1212 @HorrorGorl Those shouldn’t be clouds in the picture

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@brian_kenn92891 @NormSNLJokes The setup is the same as the punchline. Perfection.

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@bubbles_brat @jdub3o , said the defense attorneys at Nuremberg.

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@zerohedge They don’t WANT it solved. What if it turns out that this guy’s kid died of a curable condition because he was incorrectly denied coverage? Imagine the public support for the gunman, (which is already really high.) Do you think the execs at Blue Cross want that on CNN?

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@NCHSDIST99AD @nut_history x 1,000,000

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@GeauxGabrielle What revisionist history are you referring to???

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@NFL_DovKleiman @Brooks_Gate Laughed out loud when I saw dirk

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@JayCuda I only know it’s B, because the NYT crossword yesterday was based on this color layout.

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@cbssaturday @CBSNews @cbenavidesTV Please explain to me again, how sea levels are rising, but shorelines aren’t moving inland.

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@MyaPapaya3 @T00ManyCommies @Politics_Polls Hope you’re right.

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@T00ManyCommies @Politics_Polls Also, this election will be about turnout, not favorability. Turnout among dems for Biden is going to be all-time low.

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Life in my 50s on a road trip: uncontrollable urge to fix things in our hotel rooms. Really wish I had packed my Allen wrench set, so I could tighten the handle on this shower door.

[kevin benner @kevinbenner87]

@WallStreetSilv The exact same thing happens all over Silicon Valley. Once the bean counters take over, innovation stops, and it’s all about M&A.

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@TerribleMaps When it’s my time, that’s how I want to go.