A Very Tired Adult Child

Ugly bag of mostly water.
Writer. "Not 'likable' in the traditional sense."
He/him/his.

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

Weird question I never thought I’d need to ask but here goes. What’s your favorite Watchmen sequel? My unpublished Fantastic Four story doesn’t count.

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@alexclaiborne1 Us, Captive State, Jojo Rabbit, It: Chapter Two, Ad Astra, Motherless Brooklyn, Knives Out, Midsommar, The Kitchen, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Captain Marvel, Ready or Not, Doctor Sleep, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Booksmart, Avengers: Endgame, Unicorn Store

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@alexclaiborne1 in no order, my top 15 of the year:

Cloak & Dagger
Deadwood: The Movie
Euphoria
The Expanse
Fosse/Verdon
The Good Place
Happy!
Jessica Jones
Legion
On Becoming a God in Central Florida
The Righteous Gemstones
Santa Clarita Diet
True Detective
Watchmen
Years and Years

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

but we already HAVE a perfect Bob Dylan biopic

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Consider: millions of years ago our antecedents gave a massive sacrifice of their left hemisphere.

We lost a tremendous amount of short term memory and replaced it with Broca’s, Wernicke & the phonological loop.

But why?

So we can—talk.

Thus chimpanzees can do this—we can’t:

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Like a rolling stone. Timothee Chalamet (@RealChalamet) is set to play Bob Dylan in an untitled musical biopic from James Mangold https://t.co/66BKRvl4zT

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@alexclaiborne1 @GemOfAmara "The Gift"
"Eye of the Beholder"
"Deliverance"
"Deadlock"
"(The) End of the World"
"Revelations"
"The Enemy Within"
"Deus Ex Machina"
"What Kind of Day Has It Been" (Sorkin!!!)
"(My) Brother's Keeper"
"Someone to Watch Over Me"
"Graduation Day"
"Strange Bedfellows"
"The Search"

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

Broke: Christian Bale as Beta Ray Bill

Woke: Christian Bale as Balder

Bespoke: Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher or Dario Agger

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@Balefuego @VK_HM Same

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@TheComicQuest See also dystopian and post-apoc fiction

[Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier]

Pssst! Who wants a ridiculously sneaky peek at ALIENATED, then?

This is mine and @MrRiktus's loveletter to teenage angst and extradimensional weirdness, from @boomstudios.

Drops Feb 12th. Pester your LCS accordingly, please.

Take one, pass it on.

[Simon "Si Spurrier" Spurrier @sispurrier]

I must accept that one of my strongest motivating factors is that the more recognition I can acheive as a writer, the greater the chance of my eventual obituarist downplaying how awful I am as a human being in comparison to importance of The Work.

Basically: buy my shit.

[New Mutants Updates @NewMutantsUp]

A brand new promotional still has also been released. #NewMutants

[Tom Taylor @TomTaylorMade]

Ooh. #NewMutants trailer looks good.
Happy, @sinKEVitch? 😈
https://t.co/EJeJZFdXNU

[Matt Rappaport @nyactor]

Will Ferrell with the man crush on Pierce Brosnan.. “gosh you smell good!” #GoldenGIobes

[Max Rebo’s Roadie @MaxRebosRoadie]

trying to defend why I like something is one of the most mentally exhausting things for me to do

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@KevKoeser ME Me ME

[A Very Tired Adult Child @kevinbrettauer]

@VK_HM @KevKoeser All my friends were so confused about me freaking out and not shutting up when Wayne appeared

[ComicsXF @ComicsXF]

ummm can I get a hell yeah?