Kevin Chell

2016 was the year

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@StokeyyG2 And we think VAR is 💩in this country

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@XtraLeicester Steve Howard

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@LCFCshitposting He won’t be doing that for any team for a few weeks

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@FBAwayDays

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@SkySportsNews Muzzy Izzet of course

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@Ziyechman @FabrizioRomano Trouble is only one can play at a time

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@FosseHub Bad attitude - don’t want him

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@FTSIncome Your welcome Ian

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@FTSIncome If we’ve done wrong then let’s take the punishment but please make sure every other club takes their medicine without hiding behind expensive lawyers and big brown envelopes

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@UKBob63 @FTSIncome The Championship was the best league we’ve competed in for a few years. No VAR - yes referee and linesman errors but it equals itself out - game flows and you celebrate a goal there and then. Look forward to returning which might be sooner rather than later. Man City can do one.

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@Snatchead @LCFCshitposting @PatsonDaka20 Quite agree - any chance of him leaving tomorrow?

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@Jackjharcourt @LCFCshitposting @PatsonDaka20 Needs some time in his armchair at home more like

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Super Scheff’s set to eclipse his rivals and win a second green jacket https://t.co/NeloEfF17P via @Metro_Sport

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@LUFC_CXO Remember that sketch - brilliant

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#FTSXmasdinner boooootiful

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@FTSIncome Happy Christmas Ian - you can have a day off today no football - well in this country anyway

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Devastated to hear that Terry Venables has died. The best, most innovative coach that I had the privilege and pleasure of playing for. He was much more, though, than just a great manager, he was vibrant, he was charming, he was witty, he was a friend. He’ll be hugely missed. Sending love and condolences to Yvette and the family. RIP Terry.

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@Unhappy_Blade @FTSIncome Can’t wait for Ange wanting a replay - reminds me of 2016 - Spurs imploding again

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@FTSIncome Yeah great wasn’t it 👍👍👍👍