ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ

tall. beets.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

banged out 10 pain-free miles on the treadmill this morning for the first time since developing a nasty case of runner's knee 7 (!) weeks ago 🙏🏻

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

please come in and enjoy regular diarrhea 💜

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

the absolute worst person you know is posting screenshots of the AQI in group chats and on social media

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

i was thisclose to admitting the world cup *might* be ok, but then i learned there's a third place match

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

we're a couple episodes into 'the rooster' on hbo and i'm mildly annoyed that steve carell is once again just doing a more refined version of michael scott... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

i was hyped for future’s new album and it’s…meh

my rating: 4/10 dirty sodas

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

microwaving the shxt out of organic spring mix to kill any potential cyclosporiasis…and likely destroying whatever nutrients it had in the first place 🥴

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

did something kinda crazy this weekend for the first time in a while (went to a walmart)

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

had a random, quasi-celeb encounter in reston this a.m...met andrew siciliano at the starbucks near my house. had no idea he was from here (of course now he lives in la because who in their right mind would still live here!?)

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

been waiting on this one…s1 was so good

[Netflix @netflix]

Old money. New tricks.

The Gentlemen, starring Theo James and Kaya Scodelario, returns September 3.

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

tree paine is exactly what happens when they fly private everywhere,,,,folks

[Jo Ling Kent @jolingkent]

News: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26 million to 20 charities across the country this week, per Swift’s longtime publicist Tree Paine.

9 of them are in New York.

If you’re asking why $26 million? My thought… 13 is Taylor’s lucky number and 13 x 2 =26…

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

🚨#BREAKING: SCOTUS has ruled that lebron james must leave the lakers and play elsewhere during the 2026-2027 season

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

just awful...but good for him and his family for their perspective and willingness to go public about it

[Good Morning America @GMA]

FULL INTERVIEW: Former NFL running back Chris Johnson reveals his ALS diagnosis at 39.

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

finally caught up on the pitt…can’t believe mel killed dr robby 😔

[ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴇɪᴋᴇ @kevineike]

quite the story. also feel terribly for her husband, a fellow kevin. we are often treated v. unfairly! https://t.co/ocM6x6WWPf

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?