me: *accidentally touches my tv remote*
my tv remote: *changes the channel, turns off the tv, sells my home, cps is knocking at the front door, my wife left me, i have to sleep in my car, my world collapses*
@elonmusk i have a restaurant idea that i need funding for. It's basically Dick's Last Resort but theyre nice to you. i think the rude thing is holding them back. just dm me the cash when ready. ty