Kevin Gooden

Writer. #humour #comedy #humor #scifi #sciencefiction #thriller #vss365 New posts at the new place—follow the butterfly.

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#Writing is the only human endeavour where 'you' can live dozens of lives, travel all the universes, perform any imaginable feat. And make others laugh, love, cry, inspired, terrified, immortal, lusty, dangerous, heroic...

What a rush. Love it! Do it!

#writerslife #writers

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@TSNHelp @BrettVelthuis This is happening to multiple users and devices! Video works but audio is scratching and barely or not at all decipherable

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@ErinRobesy @TSNHelp Same here! Terrible!

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@TSNHelp Terrible audio on TSN app making Super Bowl very tough to watch. What’s going on?!

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@GlobalOkanagan @JamieTawil Beautifully put, what a sign-off! Enjoyed the show every night—best of luck in the future!

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@KesheWrites @GetUnderlined @PenguinBooksAus @PenguinTeenAus @DelacortePress @authorblogger Got my Kindle copy today here in Canada, Keshe. Looking forward to a great read!

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@KesheWrites @StephenKing Love this! Congratulations!

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@DzintraSullivan Kookiness! 🤪

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@SilverJLaine Thanks Silver!

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Still missing one sock. Checked the washer. Checked the dryer…

… but the dog's got that guilty puppy expression again!

The #saga continues….

#vss365

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@ArvindIyer15 I haven’t, but it sounds interesting.

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@SilverJLaine haha, nice one!

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@JamieAdStories Nonsense. A word with THREE n's? Can’t think of any response to this nonsensical question! <wink>

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I had the latest greatest that did it bestest fastest, but time ticked and it was the slowest and I was the lowest and it had to goest and now I'm sure you knowest…

Today I bought a new one!

#vss365 #greed

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@HaikuHare Haha, nicely done

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Snitches get stitches, unless you #rat on:
1) A company compromising safety, then government protects you.

2) Government. Then you protect yourself, hiding in foreign embassies.

#vss365

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To make their catalog appear fuller, streaming platforms display shows in multiple categories. Trouble is, when a movie is described as a horror-drama-comedy-sci fi-mystery-romance-spy thriller-wildlife documentary, I don’t know what the hell to expect!

#humor #jokes

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After a #brush with death, my teeth look deadly.
#vss365

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Exchange of body #fluid is often highly enjoyable, unless your partner is a vampire!

#vss365

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@KesheWrites @hodderscape @micaelaalcaino @calah I'm SO happy to see this happening, Keshe, as you’re one of my favourite writers on Twitter (that's what the X stands for, right?). Congratulations! I've got my preorder in.

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@KesheWrites Happy Birthday, Keshe!