Kevin Mathews

Hello,
It's not me you're looking for.

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@srishtea It's been 3 years Srish

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@al_lude @VaruniKhare Fair is fowl and fowl is fair.

[Al_lude @al_lude]

They'll come for me. They'll come for you. Be that as it may, let us each #LiveLikeGauriLankesh, unModified and unafraid.

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@VaruniKhare Was friends with a Granola bar once. Didn't last though. He was Flakey as hell.

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

Road sign: Don't mix Drink and Dive

Dad: Oh I mix mine with soda, so I should be fine. Heuheuheu

*groan*

#dadjokes
#traveldiary

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

My phone sounded a bit like Donald Trump today.
I'm scared.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dave. He passed the h*ck out. It's barely the afternoon on a Thursday, Dave. Get it together. Still 11/10 would boop mid-snooze

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@nE_mO07 5 pack in each hand ✋

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@nE_mO07 I held on to the door frame with two fingers and pulled
It takes immense finger strength
Good thing I text so much

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

Doors that say 'Pull' and lack a door handle are the devil's doing.
And I've encountered 3 of them today.

Get thee away Satan.
#traveldiary

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@DrishtiRakhra @srishtea It brings a tear to my eye. :')

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

Which song best describes car trips around Vazhoor?

Answer: Twist and Shot

#traveldiary

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

You need to take off your shoes before entering a bank in Kerala

For this too, is holy ground.
#traveldiary

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

The less seen side to a vacation:
The bank work that allows you to have one.
#traveldiary

[TheNewsMinute @thenewsminute]

Organic to a tee: Kodaikanal golf course gives 50,000 litres of water to a thirsty town every day
https://t.co/NHtvn4JTDI

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

Kerala is all about the unexpected candlelight dinners,
And baths,
And book reading.

Just all round very romantic.

#blackout
#traveldiary

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@srishtea We
Were
On
A
Break

I think...

[Pink Floyd @pinkfloyd]

The punishment book and cane used on Roger Waters when he was at school, at the PF Exhibition #TheirMortalRemains https://t.co/YpkeoD9HO5

[Kevin Mathews @kevinjmat]

@DrishtiRakhra But I have been! I've been seeing all your tweets. I don't know what happened. :/
The little blue box wasn't blue.