Kevin Pearson

If people don’t want to discuss the cruel existential futility of all humankind they shouldn’t say ‘Good Morning’ in the first place.

[Kevin Pearson @kevinjp09]

@prodnose Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?

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@afneil Can you please be our Prime Minister? No, I beg…..

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@MWBP7 Aww, you poor thing. Did it not work out as you wanted? Maybe you should write to the R&A to make it nicer for you next year.

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@jimmysp919 @JeffSmithGolf Well said.

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@CarsleyGolf Some fans love him. Most sensible people think he’s an absolute dick.

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@nalastra @letitflye The only stains around here are in your undies.

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@MauriceK1421 @letitflye Well said 👏👏

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@letitflye They didn’t

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@WaBumpy @letitflye Do you mean to say that the R&A didn’t consult Cornpop’s Revenge before applying the penalty? How rude!

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@PastorMaga @letitflye For applying the Rules of Golf? Grow the fuck up.

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@letitflye What the fuck are you talking about about? Can you be more cryptic?

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@Keir_Starmer Oh fuck off.

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@alexbrasky They are loose impediments. Not growing/live. So they can be removed. Please try to understand the Rules of Golf.

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@LIVGolfNation Total jackass. So Turnberry never getting The Open back, then…….

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@BobbyWilson1004 Yeah, leave it hanging. Rory’s honesty is a breath of fresh air

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@LIVGolfNation They penalised Shane Lowry last year for a much less obvious infraction. You really haven’t got a fucking clue. R&A are elite, they piss all over your boys.

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@LIVGolfNation It’s amazing - the more you tweet, the more stupid you appear. Can’t be much further left to go.

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@JeremySchaap @AlanShipnuck So right. Don’t ask a question if you don’t want an answer!

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@LIVGolfNation Rory said what every true golf fan thinks. You are almost Trumpian in your delusion.

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@ForePlayPod Spot on 👌