Kevin Locklear

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[Star Trek Online @trekonlinegame]

Star Trek Online, @IDWpublishing, and @HeroCollector_ are teaming up for a Mirror Galaxy Giveaway! Follow all three accounts and RT this tweet by noon PT on 10/23 to enter, and head here for all the details!

https://t.co/NcZWuQRlRE

[IMAX @IMAX]

Put your Caped Crusader skills to the test. Retweet for your chance to win a #PS4 & @BatmanArkham Knight!

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

Tuesday: Mondays annoying little brother

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

Saw a shirtless dude sitting on a porch in brown pants playing a pan flute. Chronicles of NorthCarolinia #WTF #NorthCarolina

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

@GeorgeTakei "literally sucks the life out of" I now have a name for a few people in my life. #spiderworm

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

@neoookami @GameStop ...loading please wait

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

@NathanFillion Will there be cake? No cake-y, no make-y.

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

The more people I deal with the more I wish there for a zombie Apocalypse. I'd trip so many people while on the run .#TheWalkingDead

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

@SamSmithWorld Congrats on your award and ignore the negativity. "and even if it isn't" is saying you could be wrong. #hatersgonnahate

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

Put up a tree, they said. What could happen, they said. #Grinchmas #Grinch #Christmas

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

Happy Hump Day. Well if you're the humper and not the humpee. Otherwise you're screwed. #humpityhumphump

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

@Aeorling very good analogy

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

I am convinced that every BMW comes fully stocked with dual airbags and at least one douchebag

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

I never realized how much diet root beer spilled on white bedsheets looks like urine. Doubtful the hotel staff will believe me.

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

Her mouth runs faster than a bell clapper on a goats ass. #shitmamasaid

[Kevin Locklear @kevinlocklear]

A mans left ring finger is the equivalent to a woman's cleavage #heymyeyesareuphere