Kevin McCaffrey

@kevinmccaff on insta/TikTok/the new blue place. Comic: Letterman/truTV. Albums “Nice & Drunk” & “Not Helping.” Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots & Bridgerton Bros.

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Hey, come find me somewhere else. I’m @kevinmccaff everywhere, you know?

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@BradPowers7 Regardless of refereeing incompetence, this is the most important takeaway

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@PeteSampson_ Almost like he’s been obviously very good for many years. Neat time for Notre Dane to remember…until they throw to Graham on the 2nd most important play of the season, at least

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As a Cubs fan who was rooting Guardians: this is some pathetic social media work. You guys are in the midst of a historic failure streak and you’re humorlessly dunking on what was the worst team in the world 10 minutes ago. Sad stuff, enjoy Cancun in a week ya dorks

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Coming soon to the South Side.

#GuardsBall | #StandGuard

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@RingerSpencer Trying to do the Miami game over again

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But you should though, does that help

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

THERE ARE FAR FEWER CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS ON MY WING THAN WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED IN THE SHU.

IT FEELS EERILY QUIET UP HERE.

I WOULD NEVER KILL MYSELF.

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Greedily absconding over state lines and taking the Bears out of Illinois is a perfectly fitting legacy for the pack of failure nepo babies that are the McCaskey family. Born on 3rd base and got picked off trying to run back to second

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana.

“There is more work to do, but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal,” one source told @AdamSchefter.

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@TheFootballFeed Probably the account whose tag you can see in the video

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@ctrent It must be shocking to be in a stadium that has fans in all the seats making any kind of noise, but you’ll get used to it

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Vegas might as well pull the goalie now because Carter Hart doesn’t actually play the position

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@HockeyJoseph10 A month ago, ideally

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@TweetsOfSteve_ @LVTYIMBY This is the most unhinged backstory I can imagine for this deeply unhinged “nobody move here” lore, Twitter still — unfortunately — has it 🙏

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Appropriate this’ll probably be my last tweet

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Mark DeRosa thinks this is still a best of 3

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@kevin_smith45 One of the dumbest men in America, posting the same thing every day. May you and your useless ass rot in hell 🙏

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“This @delta aircraft is not equipped for our free WiFi experience, but WiFi is available for purchase.” Tell me, what technological situation is that? Does the plane just need money? Is it like a jukebox deal? Feels like this is more a you thing, guys, don’t blame the plane

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@JaneOrrickMD I just died, you were right

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@PonchoSandbags @RiseNDraft I do think that leading up to the transfer portal, some people will enter the transfer portal. Inside sources told me this

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Ian Eagle on the Bulls / 76ers broadcast just said the sixers were “Edgemaxxing” because of VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey. And, well

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Fox News was right, Howard Stern was canceled due to woke. At the end of 2028. Unless he wants to keep going at that point. Team Murdoch nails it once again

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Do you have a dick that doesn’t work at all, no friends to speak of and family that hates you? Boy is there a gig for you

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