Kevin Polman

Professional writer, illustrator, and educator. Author of LEMON SLICE MOON and SEVEN LAYER CAKE (Amazon). Blog at

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"The Crows Will Be Here Soon"
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Had a blast debuting this at the FWAFA Junior Class Talent Show this weekend alongside many good friends.
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The mysteries of human interaction. No blueprint. No instructions. The reason that self-help books and counseling sessions have short half-lives.

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Slice of heaven. Driving Hemphill with its wonderful streetlights in the morning darkness. A scarcity of drivers. John Mayer's "Split Screen Sadness" playing. I'm singing along and taking it in. My every-morning to work.

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@ssarahmayyy I can't say. It's my fault for expecting too much. That's been my history in relationships. Typical of the loner personality. The sadness inspires my best writing. I'd rather not have it, though. I'd rather be happy AND write. Not one or the other.

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Born into royalty. Quickly fell into hard times. Four years abiding among riffraff in squalor. Elevated to comfortable middle class. Prince Bear.

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And now? I am purged. I am renewed. The air is cleaner. The light is brighter. I can sleep peacefully. Mystery? I don't think so.

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St. Irritant, get thee away from me! My cup of irritation overfloweth.😥

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The Order of St. Irritant: a nebulous group of creatures who proclaim to enjoy the mild cruelties of St. Irritant but secretly fear that the naughty saint will mystify them as well and in doing so will make them cry. To avoid punishment, they worship.

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Saint Irritant: a low-intensity sociopath who derives pleasure from mystifying others in an irritating fashion.