Kevin Cornwell

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

All these headlines are from the same day

[𝕊𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕻𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 @SprinterPress]

Murals depicting events in the Gaza Strip, on the streets of the capital of Northern Ireland.

[Rami Ayari @Raminho]

In #UNSC mtg on Middle East, @MSF SG Christopher Lockyear says: "Israeli forces have attacked our convoys, detained our staff, bulldozed our vehicles, hospitals have been bombed and raided. And now for a second time, one of our staff shelters has been hit. This pattern of attacks is either intentional or indicative of reckless incompetence. Our colleagues in #Gaza are fearful that as I speak to you today, they will be punished tomorrow."

He adds: "The humanitarian response in Gaza today is an illusion. A convenient illusion that perpetuates a narrative that this war is being waged in line with international laws. Calls for humanitarian assistance have echoed across this chamber. Yet in Gaza we have less and less every day, less space, less medicine, less food, less water, less safety."

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

30,000 killed. 1.8 million displaced. Thousands of children starving slowly to death. That is the collective punishment of the Palestinian people.

This is not the time for equivocation. This is the time for an immediate and permanent ceasefire.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation Rallies Around Ronald McDonald Statue That Embodies Country’s True Heritage https://t.co/6iiQVDQhX9

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Thank god for the Juggalos. https://t.co/TeEhWf3yT8

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@timonus I'd prefer filtering out typing and ping pong balls.

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

Weirdest part of today was seeing someone double park a smart car.

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

tapes

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@timonus I think Pact does that with an Aeropress

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

The irony of using this gif from Troy. https://t.co/uOtfD8XZzQ

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

What's going to be hilarious is that 2020 will arrive and the weather will be fine and everyone will laugh at the panicking panty people.

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@timonus your retweet game is strong these days.

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

Pretty sure that whoever wrote "shoot-from-the-hip-into-his-own-foot style" took the rest of the day off. Fantastic description. https://t.co/OlA7AUBF6q

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The disclosure that Trump shared classified intelligence with Russia was a new blow to the White House https://t.co/HsyDESsMmZ

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@gdondon Of course. Happened almost two years ago.

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

I consider myself lucky that I tore my patellar tendon in the UK. Surgery would have cost me about 100 iPhones back in the US.

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

For those keeping track, that's about 200 iPhone 7s. https://t.co/Tua3IRzBFT

[Matt Osborne @OsborneInk]

What it looks like when a rattlesnake bites an uninsured American:

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Seems that the Macron campaign may have been one or two steps ahead of the hackers...🔥
#MacronLeaks #YouGotPlayed

https://t.co/SlZDT44bCz

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@andysannier @SwiftOnSecurity Often?

[Kevin Cornwell @KevinSCornwell]

@BrettRuffenach Trying to get that hashtag to trend?

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

1 in 3 American adults have prediabetes https://t.co/PbH0el8jRN