Kevin Seconds

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@mstobivail 🙏❤️✌️👊

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

I’m kind of struggling with the fact that anytime I go into a Starbucks, the worst *and* the best music playing over the sound system is always Taylor Swift.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

I’m thrilled to announce that 7 Seconds will be going out on tour, as support act for the legendary Circle Jerks (also w/the great Negative Approach!) starting March 17th, 2022. Show info and ticket links coming soon! #circlejerks #negativeapproach #7seconds

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@DannyDiablo @lantrel Feels like a lifetime ago, doesn't it? I hope you are well, brother.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@MattTheBastard Yeah. Felt like partying a little.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

Note to DC-area local/fed law enforcement agencies: there's a kind of big deal event happening at the U.S. capitol on Jan. 20 that you might want to start prepping for now so that thugs/cultists won't be able to wreak havoc on our democracy like they so easily did today.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

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[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@SotoStofficial Fuck him. Forever.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

The best thing about this 4th of July is that Ted Nugent still has not been inducted in the rock & roll hall of fame and it's killing him.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

.@SenKamalaHarris When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help @NIVAssoc with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages https://t.co/3W9Gutftub

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

.@dorismatsui When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help @NIVAssoc with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages https://t.co/3W9Gutftub

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

.@SenFeinstein When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help @NIVAssoc with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages https://t.co/3W9Gutftub

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

It's a Rick Roll. Don't bother opening that video that infuriated you before you even watched it.

#spoileralerthardcore

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

The good news is that every day now feels like a Saturday. The bad news is that, unless I have a gig, I hate Saturdays.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

I'm sure everybody on the planet is going to die like we always do every time one of these breakouts happen.

RIP universe.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

I bought a fanny pack at a flea market today and I feel way better about it than I thought I would.

#okboomer

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

Bernie or Elizabeth but....

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@TeamYouTube In other words, you just plain don't care about us smaller YouTubers. Got it.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

Good morning @TeamYouTube! My YT channel reached over 1400 subscribers a few weeks ago and yet I get a message saying my channel does not meet eligibility requirements for mobile live streaming. Can you please help me get this resolved? Thank you!

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@palermuchi Gosh, I hope not.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

That 'I belong to you, you belong to me' song can go fuck itself.

[Kevin Seconds @kevinseconds]

@MattTheBastard different song but that one can go fuck itself too!