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These are the things I think about.

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Hogans Heroes with the cast of #TheBoys, hear me out: Urban - Newkirk; Quaid - Carter; Alonzo - Kinchlow; Capone - Lebow. Who do we have for Hogan?

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Both @starwars and @StarTrek called them "data pads". Why did we settle on "tablets"?

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Lead me not into temptation, I know the way myself.

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@elonmusk Hey, I run a robotics team that has a chance to qualify for world championships. Last time we were there, we won the @Tesla division. How would you like to sponsor our trip?

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@SELFIMMOLATI0N Because there's not a special line for people who have actually picked up a scrip before or interacted with humans ever in their lives, like you and I have.

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Bruce Wayne probably avoids being in the same room with #Batman because he knows his stately manor built on top of those caves is bad for the local bat population, and it would be awkward.

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If you thought the Iran bombing campaign was uncalled-for, now we've sent #ChuckNorris to take care of them in the afterlife.

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@smerconish Are you asking if one should decide policy based entirely on personal amity or animus? Has it come to that?

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@Iamivy05 The most racist joke I heard, I won't repeat, but it doesn't exploit stereotypes or just throw insults, it says that race will always define a person and not their accomplishments or credentials.

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Owl getting a bunny. Not graphic but possibly disturbing. https://t.co/46lJ9ABGGQ #owl #ring #nature #PoorBunny

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Owl getting a bunny. Not graphic but possibly disturbing. https://t.co/46lJ9AB8Ri #owl #ring #nature #PoorBunny

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Did we ever consider making mazes out of other agricultural products or are we waiting for everyone to get the "maize maze" joke before trying?

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@StoneJAlex @QUITTR_app For $5k I'll promise to not start an OF.

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If the arrest of Maduro is illegal, isn't he in the country illegally, making him a prime subject for deportation by ICE?

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@HeroDividend Please explain

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Is this what hillbilly manger scenes look like? @laineywilson #MacysParade

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According to @WebMD your 60s are prime time for a heart attack, stroke, or heart failure. Happy 60th @Pillsbury Dough Boy! #MacysParade

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@hallmarkchannel Some of those toy soldiers look a little shell shocked. #PTSD #MacysParade

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@GavinDeGraw Not even pretending to use the mic. Classic. #MacysParade

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Are they not gonna show us the toy inside the Kinder chocolate float? #MacysParade