kevin stapleford

Father of Kat, husband of Dawn, Not a seeker

[kevin stapleford @kevinst]

“Well, let me talk to the boys in the IT department, to see if they can put some gremlins in the machine.”

[kevin stapleford @kevinst]

“If you have to turn 30, you might as well be at the Ritz”

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@elonmusk You’re stoopid

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“What are you? A fucking oracle?”

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“I’m probably going to make popcorn at some point”
- Dawn

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I’m not a robot.

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Or whatever you want to call it.

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Dawn says she identifies as blonde.

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“THIS is as miserable as I want to be”
-dawn

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“I don’t cry over hot sauce”
-DMG

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“The only thing I would change is the audience”

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“Drugs and beach houses”

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“That was really well edited”

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Cake and Succession.

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The overhead music at Vons just went from Jimi Hendrix “crosstown traffic”to New Order “temptation.” The two old Asian ladies in front of me in line look very confused.

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@stephenkallao Why is that icon even on there? Twitter is drunk

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Dawn: We should watch that new Harry Styles movie.
Me: why?
Dawn: Because it has very interesting mixed reviews

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“Once you open the third bottle it’s already over”

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We’ve been waiting for over two hours for our cat to decide to come inside, so we could leave on our vacation

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@MichaelWarbur17 Pretty great