slurpee king

band guy. Bass for @beyondreachtx Guitar/Vocals for @rainchecktx

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Interviewer: do you have any special skills?

Me: I can drink a Capri Sun really fucking fast.

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@____kelc I just got off and I want it but I’m in RR. I’m getting a breakfast burger instead.

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I work every weekend now so I’m gonna miss all the shows. I hate this.

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@Hi_ImN8 @valalejandra123 Better hurry because it’s almost gone. Then they’ll brew another flavor. We’re going through all the turtles. Grape is Donatello

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I love that I’ll drive all over the Austin area to see my friends but no one would drive 30 minutes to see me…

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You know I got that @enditbchc baseball jersey. Bouta be flexin’ on EVERYONE

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If I see someone with a ukulele I’m running the other direction.

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@inmystripesera Megan does too so family doesn’t count. You guys rule.

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Me, in my 30s: IM JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

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@dylandistance This is correct.

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@fleeksandals @xverynice

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I wish I was in a silly goofy mood but I’m not.

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@inmystripesera Do they think we’re gonna do it??

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Stop doing music videos in fields, it’s been done to death.

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This makes me so happy I might’ve cried.

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Old people are the worst about coming in RIGHT before closing and staying too late. They’ve obviously never worked a service job before.

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Someone take me to get my ears pierced. I don’t wanna go by myself

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I’m only happy when I’m asleep, playing music or pouring beer.