Kevin Harper

I'm a writer for The Double Thumb. I tend to find myself in trouble a lot and I don't really know why.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

@CrazyTeens20 @iQuoteComedy #4 dropped my jaw so hard that I can't close it and now my mouth and tongue is all dried and cracked please help

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

Going to New York with @ChrisDerricksYo has been one of the stranger events of my life.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

I just went pee and it was the same vivid shade of yellow-green as Gatorade. Is that bad?

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

@ChrisDerricksYo God, that makes MY teeth hurt.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

Now he's just literally yelling, "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!" over and over again. This... is actually better.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

Oh God, I think he knows I complained about him.
Shit, he does follow me on Twitter, doesn't he?

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

The guy in the cubicle next to me at work chews his food louder than anyone I have ever heard. It's downright deafening

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

My white guilt is flaring up pretty badly today.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

Normal rabbits scare me, but then this guy in the six foot tall bunny mascot gear with the dead eyes shows up...

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

I've never liked Easter. As a kid, my parents hid all the eggs, but then also raced me to find them. Then they laughed at me for being slow.

[Kevin Harper @KevinWithin]

Don't know that I've got a lot to say here. I guess we'll see.