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fun times

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

the internet made everybody scared to have an ugly first draft. whole generation trying to debut as a finished product.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.

[Sya is making music and zines (now full time) @syahdoingstuff]

I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)

[f.₳RT @cNFTfART]

every time i refresh this app the first image i see is RFK jr next to a new random food item being recalled. every time. for weeks now.

[Donnie Druin @DonnieDruin]

Announcer: “AND THAT’S AARON DONALD’s THIRD SACK OF THE AFTERNOON!”

Jacoby Brissett in the huddle waiting for the play call to come in:

[Underwood Leashed @Underwood_szn]

🚨🚨🚨 Hot Take🚨🚨🚨

Watching football is NOT a social event. Going to a tailgate and barely watching the game or going to a watch party at someone's house sounds like actual hell.

A nice quiet house alone or with 1-2 homies LOCKED in is the only way to watch ball.

[aether @bluewdrift]

if you don't actively shape the life you desire each day, you'll eventually wake up to find that years have slipped by unnoticed

[FoxNight 🍊🇺🇸 @WeissFoxe]

@DAKKADAKKA1 The founding father Benjamin Franklin once said "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neother Liberty no Safety."

[🌩️strife🌩️ @strifemade]

Gonna be collabing with an artist soon turning some traditional tattoo inspired pokemon into rugs and I am so damn excited

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Missed you

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more