moha

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Njambi alifind love akahamia instagram akatoka twitter.She is now divorced amerudi twitter.Twitter hukua a home of miserable and unloved women.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Dating in this generation is just you chasing a girl to pay her bills.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Mistakes are made, but try to avoid the mistake of feeding a horse you don’t ride. — African Proverb

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Men don’t hate providing. They hate feeling like they’re only valuable for what they can provide.

[Jinks @PkemoiKikwai]

lakini mbona sasa mtu uoshe socks na ni 30 bob.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Despite the trauma from the first game, there’s you in bed right now scrolling through every United post with a smile. You really love this club😁❤️

[Badmus @King__Badmus]

I thought Twitter is addictive until I get to be using Tiktok

That App is designed to waste your time and resources

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ruto amekataa kusonga bbg

[Saint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Ni kama hii gender hukula tissue na sijui. Huyu amekaa hapa weekend pekee na tissue roll mbili zishaisha jameni kwa hii economy ya kasongo.

[Sexual Health coach @sxhealth101]

Unfortunately you have to sleep with enough women so that you finally realize life ain’t all about women.

[SNOWEY✨ @snowey_ls]

🤔😂

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Adding someone on a Whatsapp group without their consent should be criminalized

[Saint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Kama si ugali mayai huko unifasiti ningekonda hadi nikae kijiti. That was the only protein ningeafford as a brokie. Hadi nakumbuka my ex akiniambia akiendelea kukaka na mimi anaona ataanza kutaga mayai na hivyo ndio aliniacha. Purity penye uko I hope unakaula nyama daily.

[Halimah Salmah @MaleAdvocate28]

“A moving Man, will surely find his Luck”

Let’s attack 💪

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

A girl said she loves me, and I told her to buy me a new phone so I can know if she really loves me. You see how stupid that sounds?

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

The reason there was zero counterfeit alcohol during Uhuru Kenyatta’s presidency is simple: the President personally conducted quality control on our behalf. 😅😅😅

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

Kesho naingia mjengo na snap dragon🤧

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Chenye imenistua ni venye nimeona morio wangu kwa list ya beneficiaries ya watu wa huko Nepal 😂😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I love how nice Manchester United are, enjoy your goal