Kevin Cerbone

34 years old. Father. There’s a melody in everything. I’m trying to find a harmony. he/him

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

Don’t talk to me about the DIY scene until you play a sold out show with Colour Revolt in your hometown and your mom still has to bring you a cheeseburger for dinner.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

@jpuch @oceanistheory You’re welcome

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

@PopCrave

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

Elon Musk is a huge piece of shit. I’m leaving this app and going to Bluesky.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

I stg half of my inner dialogue is just me saying “he fell for the soup” in Johnny Knoxville’s voice.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

@SandyFrizzle @MortishaMorbid This man is one missing strand of hair from looking like the Boiled One

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

@PitchingNinja Game recognize game

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

The Mets will learn that you can’t buy rings.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

@CHNchilla89 Big brains.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

White people love a verdict when a latino immigrant unalives a white woman. But when actual US citizen cops do the same to black women yall couldn’t give a fuck

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Women know that men don’t scheme to “dress like girls” to assault them.

They do it every day in broad daylight. And the ones in power protect each other to keep it quiet.

Just ask the House Ethics Committee. Or the President-elect of the United States.

Leave women alone.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

2024 PitchingNinja Award for Deadliest Sinker. ☠️

Winner: Max Fried (vs. Luis Arráez)

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

You do not love gay people. You do not love trans people. You do not love POC. You do not love women. You do not love your neighbor.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

If you watch Over The Garden Wall while listening to the album “The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me” by Brand New, Jack Skellington leaves a candy corn at your door.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

I need a show where @GordonRamsay shows up to random a dude’s backyard and judges their grilling skills.

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

October 23, 1991 | World Series Game 4, Twins at Braves

“Braves even the series at 2-2!” - Ernie Johnson, Sr.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

I just know they’re gonna nerf the chainsaw in Fortnite.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

GO BRAVES

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

Imagine getting a tattoo of the outline of Colorado but it’s just a fucking square.

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

“Nah man we didn’t fuck. She read poetry to me all night. It’s more tiring than fucking.”

[Kevin Cerbone @kevoiscool]

I will never understand why people choose to sing karaoke songs that they have very clearly never heard in their life.